Company of Heroes 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Russian Bias Only Challenge

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2025
  • Company of Heroes 2 Is a fantastically classic real time strategy game ( RTS ). It perfectly simulates the Russian Bias demonstrated throughout history in the form of unbeatable units that are very broken and overpowered! But how do you make an invincible army that effectively nullifies all damage? Well for that The Spiffing Brit is going to show you the perfectly balanced way of glitches! Yes simply glitch the Russian Army into one massive overpowered squad. So is COH2 A Perfectly Balanced Game with no exploits or has the spiffing brit discovered the Russian Bias Only Challenge to be overpowered and is Broken! I do love strategy game exploits and what better way to show them off than with some British funny moments! So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage of a mad english chap as he exploits games for your entertainment.
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Spiffing Brit Crusader By - @Jes_Draws
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    title: Company of Heroes 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Russian Bias Only Challenge
    Last Exploit Video: Software Inc IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - GAME DEV = Infinite Money Glitch
    #funny #montage #Exploit
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  • @JK-uc2he
    @JK-uc2he 5 лет назад +2173

    Game: *exists*
    Spiffing Brit: "Lets find some exploits and turn this thing into a economics simulator"

    • @mgunter
      @mgunter 5 лет назад +13

      He'd fit in with the democrats here in America.

    • @LordAugastus
      @LordAugastus 5 лет назад +13

      It is the one true way of the capitalist. Fuck everything, gimmy profit

    • @theunknown4834
      @theunknown4834 5 лет назад +3

      what about world's hardest game

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 лет назад +2

      dumb

    • @darthspock9911
      @darthspock9911 4 года назад +2

      And thats how you sum up a youtube channel.

  • @andrewn327
    @andrewn327 5 лет назад +1546

    The MG guy getting the M1910: "Let me get my gun comrade."
    The conscript group: "Your gun? It's OUR gun."
    *Proceeds to duplicate guns with the power of Stalin.*

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 лет назад +108

      This gun belongs to _the people_ , _of the Soviet_ , _Union_ !
      _enter the Soviet anthem_

    • @davidpham697
      @davidpham697 5 лет назад +15

      U Require more Stalinium!!!

    • @makiskanyt9269
      @makiskanyt9269 5 лет назад +13

      if this could happend then germany could have the pillar men for themselfs

    • @hinro
      @hinro 5 лет назад +11

      communism at its finest.

    • @ResetmeTomu
      @ResetmeTomu 5 лет назад +15

      don't have a gun? just imagine having a gun, don't have food? imagine having food, want to retreat? get shot in the foot

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 5 лет назад +1109

    Spiff: What do you think will happen, A, B or C?
    Me: *All of them at once*

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 5 лет назад +48

      D - All of the above.

    • @CJ-wj2uq
      @CJ-wj2uq 5 лет назад +45

      E - Colonisation

    • @llbrainjoker5742
      @llbrainjoker5742 5 лет назад +13

      Because its a perfectly balanced question

    • @Jonjon13Jonjon13
      @Jonjon13Jonjon13 5 лет назад +7

      I knew it was ALL of them, and he didn't even say B

    • @cream_and_butter
      @cream_and_butter 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah I think it‘s D again ;)

  • @ZRob23523
    @ZRob23523 3 года назад +244

    I’m fully convinced that those guys were just pointing finger guns and yelling “DRATATATATATA” at the enemy and the bullets were materializing out of thin air lol.

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 5 лет назад +282

    "Gives them abilities, some would consider to be unnatural-ly overpowered"
    Sidious: Good, good. Let the tea flow through you. I sense your Yorkshire. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.

    • @thecakecore232
      @thecakecore232 5 лет назад +8

      As soon as he sais that I scrolled down to look for something like this lol.

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 5 лет назад +3

      It's already at 66 likes, the perfect number.

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 5 лет назад +2682

    Game Devs: "We're proud to announce that our game is perfectly balanced!"
    [ TEA SLURPING NOISE HEARD APPROACHING IN THE DISTANCE ]
    Game Devs: "What's that? Oh God -- No!"
    [ TEA SLURPING NOISE INTENSIFIES ]
    Game Devs: "No! Get back! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    • @roberternest7289
      @roberternest7289 5 лет назад +56

      {Cracking noises and blood sounds}
      The janitor and me: Ah shit here we go again.
      {sweeping sound intensifies}

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 5 лет назад +71

      [A TANK THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEA KETTLE ON TREADS BREAKS THROUGH THE WALL OF THE GAME COMPANY]
      Game Devs: Its over! ITS ALL OVER!!!

    • @yudongli2108
      @yudongli2108 5 лет назад +11

      Actually company of heroes 2 currently is not even close to balanced...

    • @kenjen9861
      @kenjen9861 5 лет назад +7

      @@SephirothRyu GAME OVER, MAN!

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 5 лет назад +10

      *British National Anthem Intensifies*

  • @mikechurvis9995
    @mikechurvis9995 5 лет назад +772

    "Whilst they're not technically that accurate, there's just a ridiculous quantity of them"
    *[HAPPY ORK NOISES]*
    *[DAKKA INTENSIFIES]*

    • @yaboyzzz9098
      @yaboyzzz9098 5 лет назад +29

      He knows the way of the waaagh

    • @mikechurvis9995
      @mikechurvis9995 5 лет назад +36

      @@yaboyzzz9098 let's also appreciate how these boyz basically will these machineguns into existence cuz zat's wot makes da most dakka. Gork would be proud.

    • @yaboyzzz9098
      @yaboyzzz9098 5 лет назад +14

      @@mikechurvis9995 or is it mork?

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 5 лет назад +10

      All you need is a small green gremlin-like mobs (children) straps with explosive and then we basically has an Orks as minions.

    • @smormannen
      @smormannen 5 лет назад +5

      *WAAAAAGH*

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 5 лет назад +452

    Spiff: *Sees Panzer IV*
    Also Spiff: Oh look, a Tiger tank
    Me: Jingles, is that you?

  • @BullMcCloud
    @BullMcCloud 3 года назад +107

    I really enjoyed the campaigns of both Company of Heroes. They did a pretty good job showing the human element while letting you throw said humans at a wall until they break through

  • @nopanko
    @nopanko 5 лет назад +1475

    "RTS Strategy game" ah yes, I do love my Real Time Strategy Strategy Games

  • @ryansanders4067
    @ryansanders4067 5 лет назад +233

    Russian forces: *sees enemy forces*
    also Russian forces: *wills cannon shells into being at high velocity generally in the direction of the enemy*
    Spiff: Perfectly balanced

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 5 лет назад +212

    "When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots"
    Dmitri Demitrovisk of Demitria, Officer in Charge 20 seconds ago

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 4 года назад +4

      "When you have infinite machine guns, there is no reason to retreat. Just point your fingers at em and see how fast it shoots"
      Just like Cuphead......

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 5 лет назад +482

    "They've got bear hands."
    Soviet power is truly frightening.

  • @mikehunt3436
    @mikehunt3436 4 года назад +52

    Seems there was a Soviet soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
    "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
    "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens.Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.The German keeps coming."Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says..."Tankety Tank Tank."

  • @ilnsert
    @ilnsert 2 года назад +25

    Takes the saying
    “The Mind is the greatest weapon.”
    To a whole new level.

  • @EaizePeazy
    @EaizePeazy 5 лет назад +145

    "They have a nuke, But its OK, we have machine guns." Spiff, probably.

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 5 лет назад +1

      The leader of China during in the 50s felt like developing nukes and an anti-nuke system was pointless because his infantry would protect him

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 лет назад +337

    Hitler: "So let me get this straight. A bunch of Russians, who our soldiers confirmed were holding no weapons, managed to gun down our entire army, and destroy our tanks?"
    German commander: "... Yes."
    Hitler: "That's it, you're getting executed."

    • @pumpkinboi9441
      @pumpkinboi9441 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @dertazamane8765
      @dertazamane8765 4 года назад +29

      Hitler: "Also damit ich das richtig verstehe, ein Haufen Russen, welche laut unseren Soldaten keinerlei Waffen trugen, haben es geschafft unsere gesamte Armee und Panzer zu vernichten?"
      Deutscher Kommandant: "... Ja."
      Hitler: "Das war's, sie werden exekutiert!"
      *I just couldn't hold myself back translating this, you're welcome xD*

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +2

      @@dertazamane8765 Hah, nice.

  • @arghanothername
    @arghanothername 5 лет назад +118

    This is what I like to call “Maxim-izing” your chance of winning

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 5 лет назад

      No matter what, we have got
      The Maxim gun and they have not. XD

    • @thecakecore232
      @thecakecore232 5 лет назад +1

      Or perhaps Marx-imizing

  • @Szpareq
    @Szpareq 5 лет назад +1128

    "When you were told that only half of the Russians have a rifle, but then you find out it's because the second half has heavy machine guns"
    sad German noises

    • @oreos3174
      @oreos3174 5 лет назад +7

      Marek Stefański nah, it’s more effective to pick up the gun of the guy that died in front of you

    • @xXCREEKSTARXx
      @xXCREEKSTARXx 5 лет назад +6

      Good one :D

    • @oreos3174
      @oreos3174 4 года назад +1

      @Lukas Engel is joke, and know I did not. Thank you tankie

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 4 года назад +6

      @Lukas Engel a tankie is someone who thinks the USSR did nothing wrong and was perfect

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 4 года назад +2

      @Lukas Engel generally tankies will use real facts to make the soviet union look good, mischaractetising them

  • @kraanz
    @kraanz 5 лет назад +309

    1:38 "If you've never played this game, go grab a coffee."
    E... excuse me, WHAT?
    Oh. He said "copy," not coffee. Phew.

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 5 лет назад +8

      kraanz lol it’d be funny if he said go grab a coffee

    • @Ismaelz
      @Ismaelz 5 лет назад

      I heard that too

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 4 года назад +5

      Funnily enough, the Germans drink coffee.
      But everyone knows that the Russians prefer tea......
      Uh-oh.

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 4 года назад +7

      @@meilinchan7314 Russians prefer vodka

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 4 года назад +1

      @@StrokeMahEgo : True, but tea is still every bit as popular after vodka in Russia!

  • @Jrider-kv1oo
    @Jrider-kv1oo 5 лет назад +178

    Game: doesn’t have tea
    The spiffing Brit: ANGER

    • @tomb7642
      @tomb7642 5 лет назад +3

      What?! No tea?! 1 out of 10.

  • @ProfessionalRtard
    @ProfessionalRtard 5 лет назад +286

    "Mistakes happen, and we have to learn to live with them"
    - Walther von Brauchitsch, explaining to Hitler the failure of the Russian Campaign and the 20 million Red Army soldiers moving towards Berlin

    • @Sneaky1ne
      @Sneaky1ne 5 лет назад +15

      @alvi syahri "Gentleman there's a solution you aren't seeing here"
      - also Hitler

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 5 лет назад +5

      "Mistakes were made."

    • @shupichii9647
      @shupichii9647 5 лет назад +4

      *Goes to listen to Sabaton*

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 5 лет назад +3

      @@carchaos4153 Hitler wasn't a drug addict...
      Was he...?

    • @jebeb6663
      @jebeb6663 5 лет назад +6

      @@lad7436 He was on a BUNCH of drugs. His whole army was on crack too, not even joking. they gave the soldiers crack to be faster

  • @Arturius_Rex_8
    @Arturius_Rex_8 5 лет назад +65

    "Yorkshire Tea is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural."
    -Spiff January 2020

    • @epyonpl
      @epyonpl 5 лет назад +1

      Loved that one :D

    • @gandalflegris3549
      @gandalflegris3549 5 лет назад +1

      Do you know the tragedy of darth Teagueis the wise? Not a story a coffee drinker would tell you

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 2 года назад +32

    I see you're using the WH40K Orks strat of bending reality through the power of imagining you have guns

  • @dionrussell9681
    @dionrussell9681 3 года назад +67

    In Company of Heroes 1 you could shred infantry with the Sherman mine sweeper but you had to order your Sherman to approach the infantry with its spin to win flail and not target them.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 2 года назад +7

      Awful and completely and utterly ridiculous/hilarious

  • @demicus
    @demicus 5 лет назад +98

    Me as the OKW: "Hey, that's a lot of veteran infantry you have over there..."
    Friend as USA: "Huh, what do you mean?"
    *380MM STRUMTIGER INTENSIFIES*

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 5 лет назад +1

      sturmorsertiger

    • @gecko2.617
      @gecko2.617 4 года назад +1

      *TIGER II intensifies*

  • @charmzie
    @charmzie 5 лет назад +104

    Take a sip of tea whenever Spiff says “machine gun”

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 5 лет назад +5

      I whould have to make 50 pots of tea to have enough sips

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 5 лет назад +8

      @AlekzHertz drink 3 more cups. Yorkshire gold. You'll instantly grow a new healthy kidney

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 лет назад

      @AlekzHertz First step to becoming a good Demoman, now you got to lose your eye!

  • @sneeringimperialist340
    @sneeringimperialist340 5 лет назад +124

    Pretty sure this is an accurate depiction of soviet manufacturing.
    **Pulls mountain of weaponry out of thin air**

    • @lordlopikong6940
      @lordlopikong6940 4 года назад +13

      This ain't a glitch it's historically accurate.

    • @A122345z
      @A122345z 4 года назад +2

      Dakka Dakka

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 года назад +271

    Ah yes, classic Russian strategy, just PRETEND you have weapons.

    • @boromirhimself7528
      @boromirhimself7528 3 года назад +6

      Yee

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад +8

      The Emperor of Man would approve of this strategy.

    • @aymslt8743
      @aymslt8743 2 года назад +11

      Very true at their war on Ukraine

    • @tuxie93
      @tuxie93 2 года назад +6

      This comment aged well.

    • @bobfruit7400
      @bobfruit7400 2 года назад +4

      oof imagine getting it so very wrong a year onwards ;D

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 5 лет назад +39

    "Soon we shall have FLAMETHROWERS!"
    That sentence comes with the most maliciously gleeful voice I've ever heard...

    • @komradevlad7131
      @komradevlad7131 5 лет назад +5

      Scorched-Earth at its finest comrades

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 4 года назад +7

      TIGER IS UNDER INFANTRY ATTACK..... WHY AM I SHOUTING THIS!?

    • @AViewCado69420
      @AViewCado69420 4 года назад +3

      @@mikkel066h taking fire from the cute little panzer fuckng adorable, now kill it!

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 4 года назад +1

      There's always Umbrage.

  • @danieldionne2037
    @danieldionne2037 5 лет назад +85

    I feel like developers are soon going to have “Spiffing Brit” meetings to check their game for exploits.

  • @FNL-202
    @FNL-202 5 лет назад +90

    Spiff: Ask a multible answer question
    Me: Yes

  • @alexanderdubstepcek5479
    @alexanderdubstepcek5479 5 лет назад +48

    "what's better than a 100 stat man? hundreds of 100 stat men." -Spiff showing stalin how to stalingrad, 1943 (colourised)

  • @Bli757
    @Bli757 4 года назад +2

    The crazy commercial tea breaks in the middle of these videos make it feel like I'm watching an RTS Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and I LOVE it! 🤣

  • @gabeland4773
    @gabeland4773 2 года назад +11

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Spif says "Machine Gun"

  • @darlingtomato11
    @darlingtomato11 5 лет назад +25

    "War crime simulator" as if you play anything else. In games with no war you still make war crimes happen, you beautiful bastard.

  • @johnnyman117
    @johnnyman117 5 лет назад +51

    I’ve got my tea ready for this perfectly balanced game.

  • @sirreal3006
    @sirreal3006 5 лет назад +79

    New drinking game: Take a sip of gin every time Spiff says "luckily".

    • @picesnl61
      @picesnl61 5 лет назад +7

      Sorry but I'd like to live to see the next video

    • @DrNyow
      @DrNyow 5 лет назад +2

      If you hate yourself you can add the words "perfect" and "glorious"

    • @AYangl82l
      @AYangl82l 5 лет назад +1

      Or fantastic

    • @souradio
      @souradio 5 лет назад

      Or machine gun

    • @matthewwilson4972
      @matthewwilson4972 5 лет назад

      Ryan Childs it would end up pure gin

  • @InkyDustMan
    @InkyDustMan 5 лет назад +40

    ...actually, I can't get the image of unarmed Russian troops spitting anti-tank ammo and machine gun ammo like living guns, it's amusing, but also slightly horrifying.

  • @mrman5808
    @mrman5808 4 года назад +12

    Spiff is the living stereotype of a posh brit, and we love it

  • @barsmehmetbalc6339
    @barsmehmetbalc6339 5 лет назад +40

    I thought he said "go grab a cup of coffe" while actually he was saying copy. I almost spit my precious tea on screen.

    • @CommisarB
      @CommisarB 5 лет назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit if you did that...I would of had to report you to the queen for your utter hersey

    • @alqualonde2998
      @alqualonde2998 5 лет назад

      Heard the same thing. I was surprised as well.

    • @Gouneas
      @Gouneas 5 лет назад

      He would never promote bean broth

  • @mrwolf891
    @mrwolf891 5 лет назад +49

    Any RTS game: exists
    Spiff: how much of Britian can we make it.
    Any RTS game: has tea
    *happy spiff tea sipping*

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 5 лет назад +81

    "Not one step back!"
    "But sir the enemy position is encircled, we need to turn around and crush them."
    "NOT ONE STEP BACK!"

    • @felixh2786
      @felixh2786 5 лет назад +20

      Just march forward in the opposite direction, lol.

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 5 лет назад +8

      Ah, I’ve just realized another flaw in the “not one step back” tactic

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 4 года назад

      Then step side ways. Might work

  • @randomicelander5307
    @randomicelander5307 4 года назад +1

    I had forgotten about this game fore years and now i find out you made a video about it a year ago.honestly just thank you.(despite the fact you will probebly not see this it will be one more fore the algorithm i guess)

  • @javierlavanchy5316
    @javierlavanchy5316 4 года назад +17

    As a Coh2 vet, this is giving me a heavy Maxim spam PTSD.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 5 лет назад +58

    "Don't worry, we have machine guns"
    0:00 - 22:02
    This strategy is the equivalent of when an army went and attached a bunch of MGs together to shoot down planes.

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 5 лет назад

      haven't heard of this, I have heard of successfully using AAA Anti-Air artillery in mass to take out tanks and artillery

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 5 лет назад +2

      It's a Russian thing as well they attached MGs and put it on a rotating table then put that on a milk cart there we go AA vehicle

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад

      @@Blue-mr7fe milk truck* and hey, can't deny that it worked

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 5 лет назад

      @@Blue-mr7fe Especially since they were MG42's i think, which have an absolutely bonkers RPM. It was like using 4 of them to make a minigun.

  • @nureineflagge8201
    @nureineflagge8201 5 лет назад +134

    Imagine seeing a Panzer 4 F2 and saying its a Tiger
    This post was made by the Wehrmacht

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 5 лет назад +6

      Wehrmacht gang*

    • @hansshamre8535
      @hansshamre8535 5 лет назад +9

      well a lot (and i mean a lot) of americans though panzer 4's was tigers during 1944 (and i guess 45). the american soldiers apparently encounterd tigers on a regular basis relativly early after the d-day landings, even though the tigers was fighting the british on an entierly different part of the front.

    • @bolikde9389
      @bolikde9389 5 лет назад +3

      Wehrmacht denn sowas.

    • @Siamzero1994
      @Siamzero1994 5 лет назад

      Hätte eh kein unterschied gemacht

    • @Hoot_hoot777
      @Hoot_hoot777 5 лет назад

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one that winced at that.
      Love you spiffing Brit. :) Really enjoy your vids.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 5 лет назад +27

    Spiff: Oh look, a game exists... I am sure it is balanced.
    *Soviet music in the background while sipping tea.*

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 5 лет назад +266

    Does this work:
    - With mortars?
    - Without USSR?
    - Online?

    • @ukasz1900
      @ukasz1900 5 лет назад +61

      Nope, sorry bruh but it only works with soviet abilities accesable only via playing campain

    • @benedictodunsky2790
      @benedictodunsky2790 5 лет назад +19

      Nope
      But if you likes raining bullets and do absolute cheating
      There's a cheat mod to against the AI in the skirmish
      Oh and btw it's a mod from the player that you can found ingame

    • @explosion1704
      @explosion1704 5 лет назад +6

      HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA

    • @christianschultz9715
      @christianschultz9715 5 лет назад +19

      yes it works with mortars and its beautiful

    • @Korayaksoy
      @Korayaksoy 4 года назад

      Ofc not

  • @thedungeoneer101
    @thedungeoneer101 2 года назад +9

    "use a overpowered unit and break the game."
    **Laughs in shock troop**

  • @the_seeker.entity9206
    @the_seeker.entity9206 5 лет назад +23

    I PLAY THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ALL THE TIME , THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A NASTY SURPRISE! THANKS SPIFF!!!

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 5 лет назад +1

      Get ready to loose your friends then XD

    • @mateuszstepien865
      @mateuszstepien865 5 лет назад +15

      Imagine the dissapointment when he realises that he cant do it in mp

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 5 лет назад

      mateusz Stępień lol I realized it like 5 minutes into the video but I’m just going to leave the comment😅

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 5 лет назад

      Steve Radroach lol yeah I was pranked but I lose anyway so it doesn’t really mstter😂

  • @davidmullally4792
    @davidmullally4792 5 лет назад +34

    Spiff: A, B, or C?
    Me: YES.

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 5 лет назад +10

    TSB: (shows up in the middle of the video on every video prior to this one)
    Me: Surely he wouldn't do it again.
    TSB: BAM! I've jumped into the mid-point of the video, when you were least expecting me!
    Me: (becomes very startled) He's too good...

  • @FEARSWTOR
    @FEARSWTOR 4 года назад +5

    I feel like there's a drinking game here revolving around every time Spiff says "Machine Guns"

  • @Ivy01038
    @Ivy01038 4 года назад +2

    Yay! This is so fun, thanks for showing us this exploit. Keep up the great work.

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 5 лет назад +20

    "This piece of Wonderful War Crime Simulator"
    "A lovely game"
    "Great fun"
    Me: *Cries in Dawn of War 3*

  • @megalord2331
    @megalord2331 5 лет назад +23

    "I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the outcome."
    > Looks at the title.
    Yeah, I don't think I will, but I'll be sipping on some ***coffee*** while waiting.

  • @misterwho9503
    @misterwho9503 5 лет назад +44

    Take a shot of водка every time Spiff says “Machine Guns”

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 лет назад

      vodka

    • @Tetinha1
      @Tetinha1 5 лет назад

      *dies in **1:36*

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 5 лет назад

      I think you mean to say Yorkshire tea we are not hevens here

  • @steffenbk1
    @steffenbk1 5 лет назад +1

    Fun fact about coh2, is that when the game gets patched the campaign gets untouched. Meaning most of the bugs from 2013 are in the campaign but not in MP

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes 5 лет назад +37

    "modern RTS releases"
    excuse me, could you point me to them, I seem to have missed them entirely.

  • @LudosErgoSum
    @LudosErgoSum 5 лет назад +69

    Joseph Stalin: “Quantity has a quality all its own.”
    The Spiffing Brit:

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 5 лет назад

      LudosErgoSum pretty sure he never said that

    • @pnduarte4696
      @pnduarte4696 5 лет назад +6

      @@Vox_Popul1 it was Napoleon.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 5 лет назад

      PN duarte really?

    • @pnduarte4696
      @pnduarte4696 5 лет назад +5

      @@Vox_Popul1 yes.

    • @samuelskinner7704
      @samuelskinner7704 5 лет назад

      Wasn't he talking about Katuskas (since their aim is garbage, but they shoot lots of rockets).

  • @Oblivius33
    @Oblivius33 5 лет назад +30

    "Moden RTS releases"
    Nice meme.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 5 лет назад +40

    D: All of the Above
    E: Tea
    F: Colonization

  • @InkyDustMan
    @InkyDustMan 5 лет назад +9

    "What will Spiff do?"
    I pick option D for all of the above, because of course it's all of the above.

  • @rovan8348
    @rovan8348 Год назад +1

    Listening to this as I fall asleep and just jumped up in shock at 1:36 thinking Spiff said to go grab a coffee, its great 😱 thankfully he just said to grab a copy (of the game)

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 лет назад +25

    If this glitch could be duplicated in real life:
    Stalin: I say this: *NOT ONE STEP BA-*
    Comrade Assistant: Comrade Chairman, we have recaptured Stalingrad from the fascisti.
    Stalin: ....

  • @sneedandsead
    @sneedandsead 5 лет назад +19

    *A panzer 4 rolls in*
    "Omg they've got a Tiger tank"

  • @shrek4949
    @shrek4949 5 лет назад +23

    Well people don’t play campaign because it has never been updated, so all bugs have never been patched, which means that , mechanics that have been removed or added later for multiplayer balance are not in the campaign and for some reason tank combat is kinda broken, but you can always play the American campaign or theater of war (still buggy af but can be pretty challenging on the hardest difficulty).
    Also spifing, we need you to make playing brits great again.

    • @JohnD201
      @JohnD201 5 лет назад

      Not even he is powerful enough to make UKF not trash in multiplayer

    • @miniaturesandstuff5209
      @miniaturesandstuff5209 5 лет назад

      The STUG E is totally useless in theatre of war besides being a meatshield. And light tanks can barely kill infantry until they're vet 3; unlike in multiplayer and the list goes on....

  • @BighairyAmericanwinningmachine
    @BighairyAmericanwinningmachine 4 года назад +13

    fun game: take a nice long sip of tea each time spiff says “machine gun,” or “anti-tank”

  • @CurryFeatures
    @CurryFeatures 5 лет назад +32

    Drinking game:
    1 shot everytime he says "Machine guns"
    2 shots everytime he says "anti-tank guns"

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 5 лет назад +9

      Instructions are unclear. Shot my child. The hospitals won't admit him because of the lack of bed.

    • @justkoz2907
      @justkoz2907 4 года назад +6

      Can I take shots of tea?

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 5 лет назад +5

    @3:45 "Yorkshire Tea is a path to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. Also, have you heard the tale of Darth Spiffus the Balanced?"

  • @PeterRAmice
    @PeterRAmice 5 лет назад +4

    Spiff I have to thank you. A few months ago I was on the edge of ending my life, but than it happend. I found your youtube channel, this moment changed everything for me. After this moment I knew I could better myself, I threw away all of my coffee and bought all the tea I could get. Thank you tessias.

  • @Taldorin
    @Taldorin 5 лет назад +24

    "I've jumped into the mid point where you least expect me!"
    Thats the ONLY time you jump in nobody was surprised

    • @notar2123
      @notar2123 5 лет назад +1

      I think he made a video, in the meantime, in which he jumps into the beggining of the video.

  • @taz6333
    @taz6333 4 года назад

    1000 hours, i have clocked onto this game and here i am... absolutely stunned about this. I drink to much coffee it seems.

  • @chipmo
    @chipmo 5 лет назад

    My tea consumption has increased exponentially since I started watching spiffing brit videos

  • @TacticalDreadnought
    @TacticalDreadnought 5 лет назад +6

    Historians: "That's actually how the Battle of Stalingrad went down.
    The Spiffing Brit is right and and you should drink tea and buy his merch.
    You can trust me, since I am an historian."

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 лет назад +8

    In CoH1 there was a legitimate way to this playing as the Panzer Elite Anti-Tank General. You spam out the anti-tank infantry with the double rocket launcher upgrade and support it with equal MP44 squad spam. The enemy healthy bars won't be able to keep up with the number of rocket being fired at them. Even better, once you get the squads to level 3, they get the ability to dodge bullets.

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 5 лет назад

      Wouldn't that still lose to US ranger spam, machine guns and other allied inf? Stg's would be better for the range imo. And it wouldn't work against a good player unfortunately. That playstyle's very costly, weak to arty or anti-blob abilities and would lose map control since you would need to maneuver the blob to one place at a time... Sorry, love COH, my favorite comp RTS.

    • @sgtjericho7884
      @sgtjericho7884 5 лет назад +1

      @@pagatryx5451 You didn't need map control after you got your units level 3... lol.. You walk into their base..
      Although artillery sucked. Funnily enough, they dodged bullets so aircraft or pretty much any other anti-blob didn't work on them

    • @movingparts6270
      @movingparts6270 5 лет назад

      @@pagatryx5451 the only effective counter I ever experienced playing against people online was from the British artillery general. On-map artillery does a ton of damage if you aren't on top of your micro. The other anti inf stuff would slow me down for a second but either a rocket would kill the MG or I'd get another squad to flank. MP44 inf got aim bonuses while moving too if I remember right.

    • @AsyrafD
      @AsyrafD 5 лет назад

      Ohh i remember those good old days. Eff everything in the commander skill tree, all you need is the double panzershreck. Panzershreck being more effective against infantry in CoH1 also didnt help with the balance either

  • @jackhughes1741
    @jackhughes1741 5 лет назад +18

    Some Soviet General: Oh my God! Stalingrad is lost!
    Spiffy: Modern problems require modern solutions.

    • @jasonpratt5126
      @jasonpratt5126 5 лет назад +1

      Stalin: "Death solves all problems. No man, no problem!" *spams PPsh*

  • @Alibifire
    @Alibifire 5 лет назад

    When CoH2 is one of your favorites, and TSB uploads a video of it: "nice!... wait, shit"

  • @mr.jancok4413
    @mr.jancok4413 4 года назад +8

    everyone is a gangstars until
    Ivan shoting HMG and AT gun from his bare hands

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 5 лет назад +5

    Spiff, those are basically Orks. They believe they are holding MGs and ATs, therefore they are.

  • @BigPapaKaiser
    @BigPapaKaiser 5 лет назад +12

    "... Not that there will be much of a town left after we finish democracizing it."
    *America: Giggles in oil*

  • @peterbakic4493
    @peterbakic4493 5 лет назад +131

    War crime simulator, no other game like it... ahem “Rimworld” ahem.

    • @deyonvandraanen7492
      @deyonvandraanen7492 5 лет назад +1

      I thought of the same thing

    • @mitsvanmitsvanio6106
      @mitsvanmitsvanio6106 5 лет назад +28

      Rimworld is not a WAR crime simulator, it is crimes against humanity simulator.

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 5 лет назад +5

      its not warcrimes when you are not in war :)

    • @ZiggySol
      @ZiggySol 5 лет назад +10

      What i do to the tribals isn't war crimes, it's pest control

    • @jyidorne8042
      @jyidorne8042 5 лет назад +5

      Well, technically it can't be a war crime if there's no war... or laws... or a government.

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 2 года назад +4

    Me: Light Machine Gun glitch, big deal
    *spiffing Brit proceeds to arm his soldiers with artillery rifles*
    Me…..ok…that’s impressive

  • @davidbronke5484
    @davidbronke5484 4 года назад +1

    I've played quite a bit Company of Heroes 2,and I still have it installed. My favorite is playing it co-op with friends vs. the computer.
    Also if D - All of the above isn't an option, I'd go for A.

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 5 лет назад +29

    No one:
    19:33 Spiff: *points at panzer iv*
    "a tiger tank of some kind"

  • @WeThreeBlokes
    @WeThreeBlokes 5 лет назад +5

    Last time I was this early, the kettle wasn’t ready

  • @noahstarke8519
    @noahstarke8519 5 лет назад +13

    spiff: " Yorkshire tea gives them abilities some would deem unnatural"
    Ummm spiff = emperor palpatine confirmed?

  • @customerservice1565
    @customerservice1565 5 лет назад +2

    Wakes up
    makes Yorkshire tea
    takes sip
    Aaah
    What a beautiful morning for war crimes

  • @isaiahcampbell488
    @isaiahcampbell488 2 года назад +11

    This is surprisingly historically accurate. It got to where the Russians were equipping their late war conscripts with PPSHs and putting out a crazy amount of fire.

    • @patriciohe9273
      @patriciohe9273 2 года назад +3

      This would also tepresent the PPSh mag crisis, like you got a shit ton of bullets shipped to the front and a shit ton of gun in warehouses cause you can't produce mags fast enough for thos bullets to get into the enemy

  • @aconcernedcommissar6261
    @aconcernedcommissar6261 5 лет назад +6

    "We should all have sturmgewehrs! You get a sturmgewehr, you get a sturmgewehr, EVERYONE GETS STURMGEWEHRS!"

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +1

      It's far worse actually. They're firing full sized rifle ammo so it's like M60, BUT the game also counts the gunshield. Yes, that metal plate that covers the shooter. So basically you attack germans with Vietnam War americans.

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +16

    *Oh, mother Ru~ssia! The Red Army stands!*

    • @TheLoser27
      @TheLoser27 5 лет назад +4

      *Oh mother russia union of lands

    • @joshuaburke3114
      @joshuaburke3114 5 лет назад

      Will of the people strong in command

  • @thecigardad2826
    @thecigardad2826 5 лет назад +4

    War Crime Simulator, AKA what Spiff turns every single game in to.

  • @Janitor_Dragon
    @Janitor_Dragon 2 года назад +4

    I have been hunting he tea thief for weeks now. He seems to always be one step ahead, leaving a trail of ruined and unused Yorkshire teabags.
    He will suffer when I get my hands on him

  • @pipsantos6278
    @pipsantos6278 5 лет назад

    For some reason, I find this as the funniest gaming video.

  • @shinkiro403
    @shinkiro403 5 лет назад +5

    "Yo dawg, I heard you like machine guns..."

  • @thetiredtanuki9892
    @thetiredtanuki9892 5 лет назад +15

    I've been subbed to this channel for about a year now and just noticed that the stock photos have "spiffco" watermarking

    • @SCHMOBEX
      @SCHMOBEX 5 лет назад +2

      @AlekzHertz He was paying for then from the start but let the watermarks in because of dem memes, but it nearly killed the channel because they had a lot of sand in their crotch

  • @XMysticHerox
    @XMysticHerox 5 лет назад +142

    The way the game depicts order 227 especially in the first mission is completely bs by the way.

    • @carpetclimber4027
      @carpetclimber4027 5 лет назад +17

      What's ironic is Hitler issued the same order. They were both irrational lunatics.

    • @МихаилЧерников-п2т
      @МихаилЧерников-п2т 5 лет назад +15

      @@carpetclimber4027 except soviet order was perfectly rational

    • @roborovskihamster5425
      @roborovskihamster5425 5 лет назад +44

      Yeah, order 227 was specifically directed at officers not the average foot soldier. It certainly never called for the execution of any soldier that retreated.

    • @carpetclimber4027
      @carpetclimber4027 5 лет назад +2

      In this case, yes. It was rational.

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 5 лет назад +2

      RETURN TO FORMASHHION!

  • @loewensternYT
    @loewensternYT 5 лет назад +2

    3:42 the Yorkshire side of the tea is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural